Waiter, waiter! There's a maggot in my salad.
Don't worry, he won't live long in that stuff.
Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my salad.
Yes sir, the chef's using Webb lettuces today.
Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"
"Don't worry sir, the spider in your salad will eat it"
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
How do you repair a broken tomato?
Tomato Paste! (submitted by Laynie)
Why did the boy close the refrigerator door?
He didn't want to see the salad dressing!
A faucet, lettuce and a tomato were in a race...what happened?
The faucet was running, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!
What kind of lettuce did they serve on The Titanic?
Iceberg!
Q: What do you call a spider who makes salad?
A: A salad spinner.
Q. What is the most romantic fruit salad?
A. A date with a peach.
Waiter, what is bug doing in my salad ?
Trying to find it's way out sir !
Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad?
Not him again, he's in here every night !
Waiter, waiter! There's a caterpillar on my salad.
Don't worry sir, there is no extra charge.
Waiter, waiter! How to cook this salad?
I saw the chef use mini salad spinner.
Google Joke: Hitler Gets Google Slapped
This is one funny video I found over youtube. Take it as a lesson for those who struggle want to be in google search engine result page. Do whatever it takes, use all the google tool given for free by google
Gladiator Commercial
Do you still remember about this pepsi gladiator commercial? Britney in gladiator commercial huh.... Enjoy watching this gladiator commercial. Buzz it if you like :-)
Banned Mastercard Commercial
Do you own mastercard? Then enjoy yourself watching this banned mastercard commercial. I am sure you will smile on your own :-)
Pepsi Commercial Center
Watch this pepsi commercial. Can you relates it to the the pepsi center somewhere? If you can then why don't try apply for pepsi cola scholarship and if you can't just apply for the pepsi driving jobs at the pepsi center (^_^)
The Deep Hole Jokes
Two guys are walking down a road when they come across a deep hole beside it. Being curious, they go over and check it out. When they look down, they are surprised to find they can't see the bottom. So they drop a couple of rocks down the hole and listen... Nothing. One of them says, "Man, that's a deep hole!"
Thinking they might hear something larger hit the bottom, they find a big, old cinder block and pitch it over the side. The pause and listen intently... They hear a sound, but it is coming from behind them! They quickly turn around to see a goat bearing down on them with it head lowered, flying along, its feet barely touching the ground, its moving so fast!
The two men dive out of its way just in time and the goat plunges past them, into the seemingly bottomless hole, to its doom. The two look at each other and say, "Boy that was close! We'd better get away from this thing before we end up with the goat!".
So they continue on their way down the road until they happen across this farmer working near it. The men again put their heads together and figure that the goat belongs to the farmer and the decide to tell him what happened.
"Hey Mr. Farmer. Do you happen to own a goat?", one of the men asked.
The farmer replies, "Yeah, why do you ask?"
The men then tell what happened at the hole and how they narrowly avoided death in the hole from the speeding goat.
The farmer said, "Well boys, I don't think that was my goat. You see, my goat is really old and crippled up with arthritis. There is no way he could have been moving that fast. Besides, I have him tied to a big, old cinder block."
Thinking they might hear something larger hit the bottom, they find a big, old cinder block and pitch it over the side. The pause and listen intently... They hear a sound, but it is coming from behind them! They quickly turn around to see a goat bearing down on them with it head lowered, flying along, its feet barely touching the ground, its moving so fast!
The two men dive out of its way just in time and the goat plunges past them, into the seemingly bottomless hole, to its doom. The two look at each other and say, "Boy that was close! We'd better get away from this thing before we end up with the goat!".
So they continue on their way down the road until they happen across this farmer working near it. The men again put their heads together and figure that the goat belongs to the farmer and the decide to tell him what happened.
"Hey Mr. Farmer. Do you happen to own a goat?", one of the men asked.
The farmer replies, "Yeah, why do you ask?"
The men then tell what happened at the hole and how they narrowly avoided death in the hole from the speeding goat.
The farmer said, "Well boys, I don't think that was my goat. You see, my goat is really old and crippled up with arthritis. There is no way he could have been moving that fast. Besides, I have him tied to a big, old cinder block."
Uncensored Sony Digital Camera Ads
The Honest Beggars At Work
Funny Wrongful Death Mistaken Picture?
I found too many funny picture to share with you as my blog visitor. Visit or some more funny picture.
Funny Employee Employment Advertisement
Funny Way To Cheat In Exam
This is one funny way to cheat in cpa exam. I have some advise for those who plan to cheat in exam, instead of finding how to cheat in exam it is bettor for you to find exam study guide. ooo... One more thing... Don't do this at home - funny exam cheat.
Funny Monkey Toy For What?
Why don't give this funny monkey toy to your loved one and see their reaction? Surprise! or just use it to scare away children or your neighbor pet. Maybe you can make your own funny ideo ad upload it to YouTube.
Be Careful When Kissing.
Be careful when kissing somebody especially when you can't see the person. Who know he may not the person who you though they should be. Perhaps they is not he...but "it". Funny video collection.
Laugh Challenge Funny Video
I found that there are lots of japanese funny videos. Their video commercial are also funny. Here is your hint, can you hold your laugh for things that make you laugh?
McDonald's French Fries Commercial Video
Are willing to sacrifice your body for a McDonald's french fries? What do you think is this comercial video ads? Is it funny enough?
Teacher - Student Funny Jokes Series 02
William: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
William: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Eddie: "HIJKLMNO"!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Eddie: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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Teacher: Jonny, go to the map and find North America.
Jonny: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: Jonny!
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Teacher: Brock, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Brock: Me!
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Teacher: Ash, why do you always get so dirty?
Ash: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Germans are also NOT stupid Funny Video
Another video on we are not stupid funny video series. Fun is fun but never make your self look stupid like that. It alright to watch other people funny video, but please take a lesson from it. Knowledge is important.
Teacher - Student Funny Jokes Series 03
Brian: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Brian: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
Smith: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.
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Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
John: Don't bite any.
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Teacher: Lily, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Lily: I is...
Teacher: No, Lily. Always say, "I am."
Lily: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: If I had seven apples in one hand and eight apples in the other what would I have?
class: Big hands!
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Not Funny But Stupid Advertisement
Is this commercial video ad suppose to be funny? I don't think so, I think it rather stupid. Some advertisements are using woman as decoy to increase their ad viewer. I wonder if there are woman think this ad is funny.
Teacher - Student Funny Jokes Series 01
Susan: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two hamsters and two hamsters and another two hamsters, how many hamsters have you got?
Susan: Seven!
Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two strawberries and two strawberries and another two strawberries, how many apples have you got?
Susan: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two hamsters and two hamsters and another two hamsters, how many hamsters have you got?
Susan: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two hamsters is seven?
Susan: I've already got one hamster at home now!
