William: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
William: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Eddie: "HIJKLMNO"!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Eddie: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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Teacher: Jonny, go to the map and find North America.
Jonny: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: Jonny!
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Teacher: Brock, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Brock: Me!
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Teacher: Ash, why do you always get so dirty?
Ash: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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