Brian: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Brian: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
Smith: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.
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Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
John: Don't bite any.
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Teacher: Lily, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Lily: I is...
Teacher: No, Lily. Always say, "I am."
Lily: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: If I had seven apples in one hand and eight apples in the other what would I have?
class: Big hands!
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